Welcome Golfers!
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical
alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is
transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is
called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive
WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means
whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave
the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and
purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer
Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter
(BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely
eliminated from your system.
After applying one or both of the above antidotes
continue theory at the local Gentlemen only Ladies Forbidden (GOLF)
club to eliminate the possibility of WORK reoccurring.
If any golfer would like to have a copy of all your scores, hole by hole let me know. Here is a sample.
| Date | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | GS | Hcap | Net | pts |
| 6/5/2008 |
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6 | 6 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 6 | 5 | 6 | 45 | 9 | 36 | 2.00 |
| 5/29/2008 | 5 | 5 | 7 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 7 | 6 | 4 |
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45 | 9 | 36 | 0.00 |
| 5/22/2008 |
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4 | 6 | 5 | 3 | 5 | 6 | 5 | 5 | 7 | 46 | 9 | 37 | 1.00 |
| 5/15/2008 | 6 | 6 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 6 |
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46 | 8 | 38 | 1.00 |
| 5/1/2008 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 3 | 6 | 3 | 5 | 6 | 5 |
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45 | 8 | 37 | 1.50 |
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| Course Par | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 5 |
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2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 18 | 40.00% |